After discovering Dennis Cozzalio’s blog entry on the hilarious Chuck Norris Facts website, I was reminded of the chart below that I had filed under “Nonsense” on my laptop.
Mr. Norris may come with a mean pack of one-liners (There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist), but mr. Seagal is armed with lethal acting skills. Lev Kuleshov would have a field day experimenting with this master of action cinema.
Lost in Negative Space 
[…] editors must lean on this principle heavily when cutting together Steven Seagal films…his vast range of facial expression and emotion isn’t exactly world-reknown. But on a more serious note, nearly 100 years later […]
Look on the Bright side. At least, contrary to viewer rumours, there IS more than one side to (the male) SS. If not shown by his movies, it is clear from his press.